The Mayor of Bayswater’s Daughter (aka And The Hairs of Her Dicky-Di-Doe

And the hairs (and the hairs)
And the hairs (and the hairs)
And the hairs of her dicky-di-doe
Hang down to her knees.
One black one, one white one,
And one with a bit of shite on,
And one with a fairy light on
to show us the way.