SUNG TO THE TUNE OF 'DOE, REY, ME'
(FROM THE HIT MUSICAL 'THE SOUND OF MUSIC')

Pastourma is Cypriot sausage
Fetta is the local cheese,
Sheftalia is sausage as well,
Souvla is just fatty meat.
Tavvas is made with pork and wine,
Afelia's pretty much the same
Souvlakia's what we call kebab
Which will bring us back to
Pas-tour-ma, and...