Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that, in  spite of two different specialties, they would open a  practice together to share office space and personnel.

Dr. Smith was the  psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist; they put up a sign   reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr.Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors".

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the  docs changed it to read: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids".
This was also not acceptable,

So they again changed the sign.  "Catatonics and High Colonics" -  No go.

Next, they tried  "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives" - thumbs down again..

Then came "Minds and Behinds" - still no good.

Another  attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes" - unacceptable  again!

So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts" - not a  chance.

"Nuts and Butts"- no way.

"Freaks  and Cheeks" - still no good.

"Loons and Moons" - forget it.

Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up  with:

"Dr. Smith and Dr.  Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends".

Everyone loved  it.